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So this happened...

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 8, 2013, 1:02 AM
Here's a funny story that happened to me, that you might get a kick out of.

So today I was randomly surfing YouTube, when I came upon a bronies react video done by acracebest that I hadn't seen before. I love these videos and I was surprised that I hadn't seen it before, this episode in particular was the cupcakes one.
Naturally, being a brony I am familiar with the fanfic and it's surrounding content, but I'm not into grim dark, or gory Mlp fanfics, so I haven't personally read it, or watched any of the videos.
As I was watching it they showed a little bit of one of the cupcakes music videos on YouTube, and the part they showed was nothing like what I had assumed it would be.
It had Pinkie and Rainbow Dash dancing to upbeat music inside of a kitchen, and it looked pretty good.
It cut away at the part where the gore starts, so I had an idea of what was happening off screen, but what was shown didn't seem that bad, and I've seen many gory movies and video games and I'm unable to remember the last time I was affected in any way by gore.
So when the bronies react video was over I decided to go watch that particular cupcakes video...
I wish I hadn't lol. Afterwards I was a little nauseous, not throwing up or anything, just a little queasy. I guess watching a loved cartoon pony get disemboweled is not the same as a hated video game enemy, lol.

Unfortunately the story doesn't end there.
My dad had decided that since it was cold outside he was going to make some chili, but the store was out of any ground chili meat, so he bought a brisket to grind at home. He needed my help because the meat grinder wasn't working right, and this was within 5 minutes of watching the cupcakes video. That would not have been a big deal, I have no problem with meat, it doesn't gross me out and while working I would have forgot about the video shortly, but alas there was one more factor.
My brother and his fiancé had just gotten a new puppy a couple of days ago, guess what they decided to name her... Yep, they went with the name Cupcake.
They had chosen then to try to teach her her name.
So I'm sitting there, fresh off of getting sick from a gory movie for the first time in a very long time, wrist deep in raw meat, grinding it very slowly, all the while the word cupcake is being repeated, over, and over, and over again. I actually had to fight laughing more than I did throwing up, lol.

I couldn't tell them because no one in my family knows about "Cupcakes", and I'd personally like to keep it that way. But I had to tell some one about such a hilarious set of circumstances, and I figured most everyone here would understand that.

  • Mood: Humor
  • Watching: Not cupcakes, that's for sure
  • Eating: Chili! Yes, I still ate the chili...
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:iconmatanuisaga:
MataNuiSaga Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Wanna watch cupcakes! :wormnomnom:
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TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
One of those cases that can't be contrived. They just happen. They're priceless, those, in a 'I couldn't have thought up an accident this funny' way. Yes, the reason for the hilarity is gory and such, but dang, the end result is funny.
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Evil-DeC0Y Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup:)!
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TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Student General Artist
One of those cases that can't be contrived. They just happen. They're priceless, those, in a 'I couldn't have thought up an accident this funny' way. Yes, the reason for the hilarity is gory and such, but dang, the end result is funny.
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spartan050 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Man I'm amazed how many people watched through to the end of the video I quit before anything gory happend i knew something about the video before i watched so i knew what to avoid but still i might just be a wuss or something lol suxs for you I'm never going to have the conviction to watch it
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kingofraggedy Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
HAHAHAHAHA

That's too funny. Quite the story. You could probably tell that to all of your brony friends. The re-telling value is endless!
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TemporalTwins Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol
I told you net to touch that tiki idol
Now you are doomed to suffer the nauseating wrath of CUPCAKES!!!!
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Daedric-Pony Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013   Digital Artist
I'm an expert on mentally disturbing content found on the internet and cupcakes did rustle my jimmies I won't lie.

It's definitely a work of art, it conveys emotion. Horrible horrible emotion but emotion nonetheless.
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iamli3 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
life sure is funny like that lol.....
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:iconagenttasmania:
AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
When I read a brief summary of Cupcakes, it hurt my soul.

I am pathologically puritanical concerning ponies and I don't know why.
I have no idea why my mind demands it be sacred in a manner I have always regarded as irrational and to be mocked when applied to religion or - until now - fandom. I have one or two very, very flimsy theories.
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Foxy-Noxy Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh man, literally loling right now. I'm sorry that situation happened. XD
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aj0joe Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I can picture you with this face at that time:
:icongodwhyplz:
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:iconaustin-comix-inc:
Austin-Comix-Inc Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Filmographer
Oh man! That had to be one heck of an experience! Seeing a video of the Cupcakes fanfic brought to life, then that happens? man, I probably would've gotten really queasy if I had been there. But I've read a lot of Jhonen Vasquez comic books, so I'm kind of used to seeing cute, loveable characters getting mauled like that. I know which video you're talking about, the one with Andrew W.K.'s "Ready to Die" playing in the background, right?
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Evil-DeC0Y Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep, that's the one.
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Austin-Comix-Inc Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Filmographer
I thought so. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the Cupcakes fanfic, but that video actually made me laugh. I guess it was because it had a slightly more upbeat feel than most other Cupcakes animations I've seen. I still think it's creepy, but it's funny too. But that's just my opinion.
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Holhander Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
yeah,i cant stand cupcakes now cause of that fic...makes me sick...and its just horrifying to relive...
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Soniclink137 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
This is why I'm glad that I learned to avoid anything with the name Cupcakes on it before I even came to the Brony Fanbase. I don't have to worry about ever running into the videos and I can still eat meat and cupcakes without needing to find the nearest bathroom.

Though of course, it's interesting that I heard about Cupcakes, before I even watched the show. Great first impression, right guys? (Actually what is worse is one of the first fics I ran into from the Brony Fanbase was a clopfic, back before I even knew they existed. So an even worse first impression. And no I did not read it through fully!)
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thelastlonewolf Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
found shed.mov before i was/becoming a brony...still haven't seen past half of it...*shudders*
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:iconnecromagenvion:
Necromagenvion Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Ah, what a world.
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:iconfirefanatic:
firefanatic Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Worst. Timing. EVER.
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dragonrick912 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
:pepsi: ( I feel your pain. I found the video on accedent, never even hear what it was about. It was so cute untill Pinkie got the hammer. I knew some shit was going down, but I had no idea what. Next thing I know there's blood every where. ... & to top it off, I was in the living room wereing headphones. ... First pony video my dad saw me watch was that one. Took me a week to convence him I wasn't a phyco. )
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TemporalTwins Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The whole lunch room is looking at me concerned, I loled so hard
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:icondragonrick912:
dragonrick912 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
:pepsi: ( & to think, right three days after I convenced him, I accedently click on a youtube playlist, while half hazerdly pausing & unzooming a pony video. I went into the next room for like two seconds, & when I come back I see my dad bursting out of my room saying 'WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THE BIRDS & THE BEES, & I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THAT!'. Later after looking through my history I click on a video I didn't recognize, & saw Princess Molestia for the first time. ... Letts just say that one took longer to convince & explain. )
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:icontemporaltwins:
TemporalTwins Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wow
Bad day to be you...
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:icondragonrick912:
dragonrick912 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
:pepsi: ( Day, ... more like month. )
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:icontemporaltwins:
TemporalTwins Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol
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CobaltGlow Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
>finding out about that video now
>2013
Man, you're as slow as molasses. Must have been hell trying to stomach what happened after down, though.
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Komatsuzaki-Xingqi Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I cracked up at the part where we discover the name of the dog. I definitely did get a kick out of it. Also, be sure to tell your brother and his fiancée that a random guy on the Internet told them congratulations. ^^
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sebadg Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
lol all that remember me of the movie "lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events" not the gory part the part where seams the universe is there to get you when you less expected lol
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RaenBoow Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
My god XD Awesome ^^ Consider yourself lucky that Father Coincidence choose you today. :thumbsup: Good job Coincidence, good job!
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AlternateMew Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, coincidence. You make some really odd situations!
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Gray--Day Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahah. :laughing: A story only life could write. And to think it wouldn't have happened if you didn't randomly browse YT that day.
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nintendofreak768 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
XD Can't write up that kind of stuff
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:iconfimvisible:
FiMvisible Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Now that's hilarious. Almost sounds like a conspiracy! :D





:iconconspiracykeanuplz:
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:iconstarbat:
Starbat Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow. That's quite a line up of coincidences. XD
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HeroofTime2195 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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The-S-H-A-D-O-W Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
i remember that video, the MLP FIM team made that, i didn't watch the whole thing cause i was afraid i might laugh to hard at how humorous it was compared to the fan fic'
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Serilaene Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I found the Cupcakes fic pretty funny, actually. It made me laugh from the start 'til the end.

And the video you're talking about, I love it, simply because of the dancing phases. (Catchy music~)

But yeah, that's a pretty hawful day you had... XD
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Lakword Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cupcakes is disturbing but rainbow factory or those series with Molestia vs Team Fortress 2 are even more creepy
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Yoshimon1 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know the video you're talking about. It doesn't have any effect on me, though. Probably because I tried to get a top 10 score on the osu! beatmap someone made of it and thus watched it at least 30 times over the course of two days...
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2011anvil Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
When I Watched Cupcakes Noun Of That Happened To Me!
I Just Accepted It As The Time Flows And Then I Have Forgot About It!
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RedRadRussian Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
ha it was haunting you XD
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AleximusPrime Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet Celestia that must have been awful.... :puke:
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Tearahk Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh dang. Then again, I think I would've done the same in your place. I dislike Cupcakes. Mostly because Pinkie is my favorite ad I don't like seeing her in that light. But also cuz I'm not a fan of creepypasta ^^;
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smelther Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
hehe, was your chili good?

it's like if someone would offer you chocolate pudding right after seeing a tasteless video with two women... and a recipient... i wont tell more, but those who know what i mean... knows what i mean
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